We have all wanted to give ol’ G. double-ya a good kick to the head for quite some time now, but the extremely tight security surrounding the president has always made this feat seem near impossible. But one man, or revolutionary some may say, shot for the moon and landed among the stars.
This innovative thinker managed to find a loop hole in George’s otherwise seemingly flawless security. This man decided he was going to kick George in the head, simply by removing his foot from the shoe first! Genius. Not to mention probably the funniest thing I have ever seen on the news to date.
I wonder what G.W. said to throw that guy into a frenzy… and I also wonder what the penalty for throwing your shoes at the president is… Is that guy going to prison for that? Are there even any laws that could properly assess such a thing?
I’m sure they could manage to find something in the Patriot Act they can torture him for.